Step 1: Become a cat
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Free Housing?
Oh god don’t give mega-corps an idea to start buying and super up charging grave plots
Don’t worry, the death industry has been very exploitative for a while. I wouldn’t want you thinking there was an untapped market out there.
I’m thrilled about the housing crisis being ignored and worsened for the next four years too. /s
Maybe things get so bad a bunch of people die and we suddenly have a surplus of homes.
That’s the spirit! Always look on the bright side of death.
Well RFK is gonna convince a bunch of conservatives to drink listeria milk, so we got that to look forward to
Do’n worı, Uı’m told ðæt ſėm nebyulėſ Uıvrı tawṙ librėl establicmint figyṙ z gœıŋ t lṙn Đıṙ lesson ėbaut bııŋ t frendlı to İzreyėl, deſpuıt hau Đı ƿil moſt luıklı rimeın u̇ntu̇tct ſeıv f ė ſeneırıo ƿeıṙ moſt v u̇ duı lȯŋ bifoṙ Đı ekſpirienſ ıvin muınoṙ pṙſėnėl inkėnvınıenſ.
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Don’t worry, I’m told that some nebulous ivory tower liberal establishment figure is going to learn their lesson about being too friendly to Israel, despite how they will most likely remain untouched save for a scenario where most of us die long before they experience even minor personal inconvenience.
Suınd, ė Pæleſtinıėn Ėmeırikėn hu z nau ekſpektid t bı þeıŋkfėl sėm ƿuıt kȯlidj kidz dju̇ſt helped suın ð deþ worint v Muı grændfaðṙ’z homlænd.
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Signed, a Palestinian American who is now expected to be thankful some white college kids just helped sign the death warrant of my grand father’s homeland.
If it makes you feel any better they will be exacerbating things rather than ignoring them
Oh I know, the slumlords have already went up on my father in laws rental right after the election.
A slumlord’s son is the next president.
