• Nibodhika@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    That read exactly as a footnote on a Terry Pratchett book, if you have never read Discworld you should, it has the same sense of humor that you do. For example another popular saying being bastardized:

    Give a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life."