It’s a tough call which of the other two is the first most awkward. It’s either the time I used the filthiest fucking bathroom you have ever seen in some restaurant in New York’s Chinatown (I was desperate!) or the first time I used a hole-in-the-floor style toilet. I was so sure I was going to piss all over my pants, and also fall down (I didn’t!).
Edit: Oh wait, there was also the time I needed to pee at like two or three in the morning when I was camping in the middle of a snowstorm. It was so windy, the boulder I tried to hide behind did nothing.
I never thought about how many awkward pees I’ve had in my life. It’s kind of a lot.
I remember when it was about -35 and I was dressed for it but I’d also had a bit of wine and I really needed to pee. F or C, close enough. I had to drop my snow bib and hike up my jacket. The wind was biting. I have never had a more uncomfortable pee, and I’ve had a couple of shy bladder moments, for reference. Such fun!
I saw one in a Shanghai department store once. I’m a woman. It ran through all of the stalls. It’s the third most awkward pee I have ever taken.
Third? 👀
It’s a tough call which of the other two is the first most awkward. It’s either the time I used the filthiest fucking bathroom you have ever seen in some restaurant in New York’s Chinatown (I was desperate!) or the first time I used a hole-in-the-floor style toilet. I was so sure I was going to piss all over my pants, and also fall down (I didn’t!).
Edit: Oh wait, there was also the time I needed to pee at like two or three in the morning when I was camping in the middle of a snowstorm. It was so windy, the boulder I tried to hide behind did nothing.
I never thought about how many awkward pees I’ve had in my life. It’s kind of a lot.
I remember when it was about -35 and I was dressed for it but I’d also had a bit of wine and I really needed to pee. F or C, close enough. I had to drop my snow bib and hike up my jacket. The wind was biting. I have never had a more uncomfortable pee, and I’ve had a couple of shy bladder moments, for reference. Such fun!