I though of:

Your hardware deserves better.

Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:

It just (not) works

      • oldfart@lemm.ee
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        13 days ago

        The kind for whom stupid software with ads is made. The kind who give 0 stars to open source software on google play for dumb reasons. The ones who are offended by a program being named “GIMP” or “daemon”.