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minus-squarephorq@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEspañolarrow-up0·5 months agoHe’s a machine that turns mountain dew into piss balloons, and the cashier is rightfully impressed.
minus-squareabysmalpoptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoThe implication is that he’s buying a lot of large condoms because he has a large penis and has a lot of sex. In reality, he is so addicted to gaming and drinking mountain dew that he can’t be bothered to go to the bathroom, so he pees in the condoms.
minus-squareshplane@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoHe must just call his mom to run down with a toilet for him to shit just like Cartman in South Park
minus-squarepagenotfound@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoOh thank god. I was thinking he was storing excess Mountain Dew in them. Lmao.
minus-squareabysmalpoptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoHahaha that would be something. Little dew storage packs. Not ideal!
I don’t get it
He’s a machine that turns mountain dew into piss balloons, and the cashier is rightfully impressed.
The implication is that he’s buying a lot of large condoms because he has a large penis and has a lot of sex.
In reality, he is so addicted to gaming and drinking mountain dew that he can’t be bothered to go to the bathroom, so he pees in the condoms.
He must just call his mom to run down with a toilet for him to shit just like Cartman in South Park
Mom! Bathroom! Bathroom!
Oh thank god. I was thinking he was storing excess Mountain Dew in them. Lmao.
Hahaha that would be something. Little dew storage packs. Not ideal!