For me personally, I’m gonna stay up for Christmas Eve and watch NORAD Tracks Santa.

Always is a great pass time to watch Santa’s journey across the world, and is also a great tool to know his location and to know when he will arrive in your location/area. It’s one of the best things of the Christmas season for sure!

Do some blow and shag underage hookers. I want to be a famous politician.

Going to see the parents for Christmas dinner and Wallace and gromit, followed by going home, smoking a fat joint, and watching the greatest chris- uh, Life Day movie of all time, the Star Wars Holiday Special.

just try to help my family. give them love and joy.

I’m going to spend Christmas Eve (the day that we celebrate Christmas in Sweden) with my family and cousins. I’d guess that’ll be fine, however I don’t know everyone that well so I’m not too excited for it

I’ve taken my partner and kids interstate to see family we haven’t seen in 2 1/2 years, whilst bushfires are burning not far from our home.

We’re due to fly back on Boxing Day, and not sure what we’re going back to yet.

I’m putting on a brave face for our kiddos, especially our 4 year old who is really into Christmas this year, but we’re terrified what things look like in a couple days.

Today i helped the hostel owner make a Christmas tree. It was fun. He did most of the work but I sat back and supervised, regaling him of tales of all the times I’ve been really drunk in Christmas eve.

Were going out to a bar later to try and emulate the experience.

Nothing more than survive.

A quiet evening with my wife. We’re making a Sichuan-style hot pot.

selling stolen fissile materials hey wait a second…

I almost fell for it, you won’t catch me this easy MI5.

I’ll be visiting family to give them presents and nothing else!

Oh and watching that Wallace and Gromit film that’s gonna be on BBC One

I just did a little work, my wife is setting the table for dinner and then we will drink and watch movies together.

I’ve been looking forward to it all week.

Traditional family Christmas: Tonight we have my mother in law and her husband over for Christmas dinner and a ton of gifts for the kids. Tomorrow on Christmas day we will have the traditional “food hangover” and total relaxation day while the kids play with their presents. Yesterday we went for dinner and presents at my father in law’s house and the day before that we had my parents over for presents and sweets. On boxing day we go to a combined family lunch and my mother in law’s birthday which usually involves sizable amounts of smoked fish.

More 12+ hour shifts to appease the blood gods my bosses worship known to us mortals as “the shareholders”

We’re gonna be eating lots and lots of delicious food!

Today we’re not doing anything, and it will be glorious. Tomorrow we’re exchanging gifts (my wife, the dog*, and I) cooking up a ham with beans and asparagus, and watching Christmas movies.

*she didn’t get us anything, but we still love her