Your girlfriend (whom you still love even though she got turned into a worm) introducing you to her new family.

Rub the stick back and forth against the other to generate free wifi for the worms. They can’t repay you in away way but they will be very thankful

Worm Jesus is about to be crucified.

For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!

Would you still love Jesus if he were a worm

Stroke without rhythm, and you won’t attract the worms.

Even Muad’Dib started out small.

Worms rush to the surface in anticipation of a tiny Jesus corpse.

How to entertain people on social media.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Hand-training baby Shai-Hulud to come when called