• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    5 days ago

    I mean, it’s like when you’ve tasted worrying everything already, panda starts to look a lot like dinner.

    Besides, everyone secretly wants to bang kids. Little leeches, taking up all that room with nothing to contribute, they need a good shagging.

    I’m not talking some kind of gonzo hate fuck here, just a good bit of slap and tickle, maybe some head

    Children, the new caviar of sex.

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        5 days ago

        You’re a little late.

        It already got deleted by mods.

        However, I’m kind of amazed anyone could take that serious. Like, I get that tone doesn’t translate to text all the time, but everything in it was building off the final panel of the comic.

        While certainly going further than the comic, it’s based in the same idea the final line is about caviar ffs.

        Tbh, I would say that anyone assuming it was some kind of serious statement is an idiot. It’s absurdly over the top. It isn’t the kind of humor everyone likes for sure. But it’s the same fucking joke as the post: the rich want to diddle kids.

        Like, there’s always going to some degree of “you can’t joke about that” any time it’s around sensitive subjects, but you’re the only one so far that’s been blind enough to presume it’s anything other than humor.

        Not that it matters, as the deletion federates, it’ll go byebye, so you won’t have to see it again.

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          I’mma be honest, I didn’t laugh at you post but I got laugh at the reaction and uncertainty without a /s. Not that the reaction isn’t justified, though, cause Jesus fucking Christ, man.

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            It’s all about the audience. That bit would get a better reaction among some of the EMTs I know. It isn’t all EMTs, but they tend to use gallows or dark humor as a way to deal with the ugly.

            Tbh, anyone that deals with the ugly has to find a way to deal, and humor, no matter how dark, is a lot better than some of the other options.