You’re not walking the dog, you’re taking it on a sniffing safari. That’s what motivates them. The walking is just the necessary evil to get to the next post.

The dogs have been doom strolling this entire time!

After decades of acting as the central protagonist in comic strips across the Internet, it’s nice to see the Blobby White People are finally beginning to evolve some sense of form. This one even has hair!

Especially shitposts.

We like to say that our girl is checking her pee-mail.

Ooof, way to call out those of us who browse by New.