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I was shocked to learn that most projectors are only 2k.

They do limit free movement though. Like the guy they pull over whose wife is going into space-labor was pulled over for leaving the city.

Zoomers are prime draft age for WWIII and it’s a popular haircut among them.

I saw this clip on eBaumsworld when I was like 12 and was overjoyed that we had finally done it and all the climate change stuff I learned about wasn’t going to be a problem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a74uarqap2E

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broccoli_haircut

Photoshop or AI. The truck sucks on its own merits. Don’t need to make up lies.

Though you can see why someone would try to make this joke given what the bins actually look like:

McDonald’s specifically is famously a real estate company that happens to serve burgers on the side. The corporation owns all of the land that its franchises are sitting on, so they can park a restaurant on it and sell it for a profit after the land appreciates in value.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJVj3vp-lho

In addition to moving away from marketing directly to children, the reason a lot of fast foot restaurants are rebranding to look like grey cubes is to make the buildings more generic and therefore more valuable as commercial real estate.

We’ve all seen the local Mexican restaurant that definitely used to be a Pizza Hut. This is to avoid that.

You are correct. I was assuming they’d be more like 10-keys. Google images shows they’re usually in the phone orientation.

except phone keypads and computer keypads are inverted.

My girlfriend sent me the first frame once when she was feeling down about work. I responded with:

Anyway, she’s my wife now.

MJ Should be way more bloodshot/glossy

There were so many issues

• Final boss was lame and level leading to it was slow and tedious completely killing the momentum
• Camera system was wonky
• Rocket nozzle barely got any play
• Jet nozzle was too difficult to control to be useful outside of specific racing segments
• Pachinko machine physics were fucked
• The lily pad level was unfairly difficult
• There was no way to track which blue coins you found. Like even a grey coin marker for already collected coins would have been super helpful.
• The reward for getting blue coins was pathetic
• Yoshi was criminally underutilized. The whole juice mechanic was used like twice.

The whole thing just felt rushed. Like there was another third of the game that they didn’t get to make.

Super Mario Sunshine. I thought it was just hard as a kid. Come to learn it’s fucking broken.

I always think about this. Like a lot of the engineering youtubers I follow do some pretty dangerous stuff. They take the necessary safety precautions, but I have no idea how insurance can work when you’re flagrantly disobeying OSHA regulations.

As an independent operator, you can abuse yourself in a way that legally nobody else is allowed to.

Or is it yet another example of social decay, that parents can’t even discipline/raise their kids well enough to allow them outside without leashes?

From what I’ve heard, the expectations of behavior for children in public spaces has gotten a lot more strict. People generally have very little patience for your kid’s antics. Also fewer mothers are dedicated homemakers, and when time and energy are tight, a leash might be a good bandaid.

I had literally had my credit card out and ready in 2010 during the iPad announcement until I learned that it was a giant iPhone. Fifteen years later, and it’s finally a real computer.

Currently ripping all episodes of The Twilight Zone from the box set.

I wish the whole streak paradigm was time weighted. Like I got over a 1 year streak on my Apple watch over Covid. That’s basically never going to happen again. I wish there was some kind of “this is your longest streak in the past <time period>” or something. It all just feels so all or nothing.