Other ideas for complaints:

• Why does Windows-chan should look like a child? Windows is 39 years old or 33 if you count since Windows NT.
• Why does Windows-11-chan look like a so mature child. Windows 11 is only 3 years old.
• Why does Arch-chan look like a child? Arch is almost 23 years old.
• Why does the blue haired girl almost not have nose?