Girls? I’m a 37 yo dude and my laptop has more stickers than my car’s bumper.

How about an X-series Thinkpad with a big sticker of Kanna from Ms Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid on it?

Actual use case: in a TSA queue, there’s no chance someone grabs your laptop off the belt by mistake.

More aggressive dragons cannot be selected because they will be mistaken for MSI branding.

White girls?

Have you been to literally any FoSS event?

Apparently op never has seen a dev conference where anyone under 35’s MacBook looks like a NASCAR car.