• Brkdncr@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Canibus has some good ones but this is my fave:

    Now if a bitch sucks yo’ dick, for five dollars per square inch 
    And gets forty dollars, includin’ a five dollar tip 
    How big was the dick she just sucked? 
    (Say what?) 
    Say how big was the dick she just sucked? 
    (What?)

    • Observer1199@lemmy.ml
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      11 months ago

      Price = $5 per square inch + $5 tip Total paid = $40

      x = (40 - 5) / 5 x = 35 / 5 x = 7 square inch

      Since no length, diameter, or circumference measurements were provided, the next part is speculation.

      A = 2 π r(r + h)

      If r = 1 inch, then h = 0.12 inch If r = 0.5 inch, then h = 1.729 inch

      I suppose that as long as Canibus, and any partners they have, are happy, that’s all that matters.