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A photo of yourself, naked, in that very shower. With your dick enlarged to a comical size. (Or shrunk.) (Yes this is a gender neutral suggestion.)
window blinds
One that is way too short
Velvet.
- Take a normal shower curtain and have at it with a long kitchen knife. The knife cuts won’t let very much water through so it will still be effective as a shower curtain.
- Take a stray can of red paint and spray be a few two or three long strokes across it.
- Only attach the rings of one end to the shower rail up to one half at most. Break the remaining rings and leave them on the bathroom floor.
The full text of the communist manifesto in fine print on the inside and this on the outside:
I’m sure there are hentai shower curtains
This is our shower curtain.
Ha same!
Brilliant, no notes.
Get a picture of yourself taking a shower. Print that onto the shower curtain.
A shower curtain of After Dark Flying Toasters
