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Unbeknownst to most ornithologists, the dodo was actually a very advanced species, living alone quite peacefully until, in the 17th century, it was annihilated by men, rats, and dogs. As usual.
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No, it was cost of living issues caused by Capitalist rent seeking, combined with a decline in work life balance that could only result in massive amounts of social isolation.
No it was the extreme left overregulating the owners and finally they were all killed by the wole mind virus and TDS. Sad.