• Sundray@lemmus.org
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    “Master, what do I do? What do I do?”

    “Eat your rice. Wash your bowl.”

    –Zen parable

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      “Master, the dead demand pudding.”

      “Eat your rice. Wash your bowl.”

      -Master starts running.

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        Master: “I use Turn Undead.”

        DM: *rolls WIS saving throws for all undead within 30 feet of the master*