A nice roasted duck gets my mouth leaking like an old galvanized pipe that you didn’t realize was rotting from the inside out

  • It’s been so long that my description might not be reliable, but I remember it as a slightly fishy, gamey chicken, but much softer and juicier than other game meats

    Gardein’s “ultimate” plant based chick’n nuggets already taste kind of fishy IMO, and I’ve found that soaking them in dill pickle juice before cooking makes them taste a lot like I remember gator tail being like