Am I the only one who gets to the self checkout and is compelled to finish as soon as humanly possible?

Imagine if there was a speedrun timer on them and a leaderboard

Would make boring everyday life a little more interesting

  • foggy@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Dude fucking dives into a store, grabs a pack of gum mid air, scans it as he’s falling, drops his WiFi credit card close enough to the reader, transaction finishes before he hits the ground.

    A new shopping any% WR, 2.563s.

    I can’t wait for the summoning salt video.