Geez, orangutan can’t catch a break. Their home got taken for plantation, their women got sold to prostitution, now their meat are used for cookies flavoring?
That’s so unfair to orangutans. They’re gentle, empathetic creatures and even the worst of them would make a far better president. Unfortunately they can’t run in the US because they’re not native citizens. Perhaps one from a zoo could.…
You know what, fuck it. We should nominate Simon Skjodt from the Indianapolis Zoo. I’ll bet at least some of trump’s followers wouldn’t notice the difference.
Geez, orangutan can’t catch a break. Their home got taken for plantation, their women got sold to prostitution, now their meat are used for cookies flavoring?
Yeah someone thought the zoo label said orange
Who says it’s made from the meat?
One of them was president of the US, so they’ve got that going for them.
Which president? Say it. Say it.
Taft. That orangutan was a master of disguise.
next you’re gonna tell me that sir bearington was real…
Oh yeah, I went to school with him! Great at PE, but struggled a bit in STEM…
sure was good at disguises
Trump
The OG orangeutan™
Do not fucking insult the orangutans! They are much more intelligent than that orange ape clown. MURICAAAAA “proud freedom noises” 🦅
That’s so unfair to orangutans. They’re gentle, empathetic creatures and even the worst of them would make a far better president. Unfortunately they can’t run in the US because they’re not native citizens. Perhaps one from a zoo could.…
You know what, fuck it. We should nominate Simon Skjodt from the Indianapolis Zoo. I’ll bet at least some of trump’s followers wouldn’t notice the difference.