Watch yo dick
Triceracops! The best damn partner I ever had.
Explains the laser raptor
“All I know is I’m in America.”
That genuinely made me laugh… Then a little sad.
I really appreciate how the gun is a close approximation of Deckard’s blaster from Blade Runner.
“Time traveling sideways” is a genuinely interesting way of calling “traveling between parallel universes”.
Funny way of saying “desperately holding on to mortal sanity amidst the true reality of non-linear time and its cosmic horror worthy implications” there, but I agree.
Nah, I took an easy way out by just being stupid.
You need it for the Mario 64 A button challenge
Now now, absence of evidence is not evidence of absence…
CRICKET THROUGH THE AGES
As mama used to say, time travel is like a box of chocolates.
Do we honestly know dinosaurs didn’t have guns?
Well, if they’re made of metal wouldn’t they survive alongside the dinosaurs’ bones? With this in mind, and assuming that gun fossils have never been found (maybe they covered it up?), I think we can say for certain that unfortunately yes, we know this. I’m sorry… I don’t like this any more than you.
Nah, it would all rust away, it’s why we only have the pyramids from the civilizations that were around before the Egyptians, but not the rest of their tech.
So they had guns made of organic matter. 🤔
Organic guns, you say?
