Fucking love Butters. This is his best quote in the whole show. Just pure wholesomeness.

Is this loss?

Sometimes you just hafta look at it

I’ll grant you that; I haven’t used dnf so can’t speak to its performance.

Atomic updates are amazing. But the package manager is slow as hell. SuSE managed to make zypper much faster using the same package format.

I have to disagree with you there. Systemd sucks ass, and so does RPM.

This is the goddamned truth

Biggus Dickus

Get in mah belly, you piece of shit

I’ll admit my knowledge of metallurgy is informed by a background in welding, but it’s my understanding that the colors on that blade can only happen with a large temperature difference between the middle and its ends, likely as a result of the maker using a benzene torch on it for a few minutes. This high heat is going to do the same thing to the blade as it does during welding: it fucks up the temper. Heat treating is more than just making the metal hot; you have to make it uniformely hot, for a specific amount of time, and then cool it gradually and under control. Doing that doesn’t give you the pretty colors, but it does give you stronger metal.

Heat affected zone on that sword is fucking ridiculous. Sure, you made it harder, but it’ll shatter more easily, too.

Goals

According to Tineye, it was first posted to pikabu.ru around July of 2020.

I want it with the words

Beati sumus

Alpine is the way

Where are Jncos in this cycle? I’d assume they were at the bottom. Was that just a particularly baggy cycle?

Ok so game plan: eat some limes, wait three days, take a shit, profit

But seriously, though, thank you for this story. It will be difficult not to think of this every time I bite my nails now.

Biting my nails

Ew