I’m the same way except the space variables grow or shrink with time. The more I’ve been away from a certain place, the less I can recall the volume of the space. But as for object reference and positioning I could thread a needle into a reset button onto a TV remote blindfolded.

Hopefully nobody takes the recent news headlines in NYC as a call to action to make these adjustments. That’d be unthinkable despicable. /s

To the other dudes still like me searching for a meaningful relationship, if you haven’t discovered yet there’s a huge part that makes it easier. Become friends first, then date. If you force right into intimacy there’s no relationship developed. It’s not like HighSchool anymore unfortunately, persistence is key but know when to move on.

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People have mixed feelings but having just moved to a place with a disposal unit this year has made trash accumulation so much easier. Never realized how much foodstuffs I would throw in the trash.

I mean, they’re wearing red hats in the second panel. They inferred Trump.

Funny that you think they’re accurate now. Doesn’t matter WHO is in office, the feds tell you what they want you to hear.

The title screen theme is actually the Finnish national anthem

My piggies will go nuts when anyone crinkles a bag. I just stare at them and go “Seriously? We’re not doing that” and they will turn to a low chitter and back to whatever they were doing.

They know what they do 🤣

So in this situation who is the film crew pushing us off the cliff?

This. My mother is has ptsd just from witnessing me and my siblings choke on stupid shit.

I really recommend people learn how to perform a tracheostomy in the event that the subject can’t dislodge the object. Heimlich maneuver first and CPR if they lose consciousness, but if all else fails, sharp tube object, and spike the divot above the sternum.

Hey now, I cheated on my English final, don’t reveal my shame

To everyone who can’t figure out the missing word, it’s “the people once tied to them ‘WERE’ killed in crosswalks…”

Knew there had to be an Umami enjoyer here

If you add Benz you get a 4th E sound

Here’s me hoping the next cataclysm drains the oceans by a few hundred feet so we can establish New Old Zealand 🇳🇿

Just like my chicken nuggies

I’m going to go a step further and say the while thing looks like it was written by a student.

Totally fine, work is work, you decide what you want to do with your life and if that fills the gap more power to you.

We need more regulation though, like Amsterdam where if you’re working you have to get weekly check ups, and psychological counseling should be freely available.

Sex work is a good industry but it also harbors trafficking which needs to be cracked down on hard.

We need an Olympic sport that’s just track hurdles but replaced with scattered furniture arrangements, and the competitors need to weave through without banging a shin on a coffee table.