first date to a museum

You had me until this fake detail, don’t lie to us.

Dan Brown knows the secret but he doesn’t want to say it. Dan Brown, it was in front of us the whole time.

All that work to be reverted 5 seconds later by a random guy that took control of the page. Good luck anyway.

GrapheneOS is weird. It’s advertised as “privacy- and security-focused” but in reality it’s a great OS for everyone, it’s like a pure version of Android without being too tied to Apple or Google. You can use the Play Store if you have an account, or Aurora if you don’t want one, and F-Droid is there for the weird stuff.

And what made me switch, it has fucking Android Auto to listen to the music in my car. It’s a bit tied to Google but it’s a huge bonus for me. And for work applications, the Google account is still available but sandboxed.

Is it like the Moscow Kebab, or the Egyptian Sushi?

You’re from the UK aren’t you?

Like eating mom’s spaghetti with a spork.

Unless you want to disable Gemini which tells you to go to the settings to find a hallucinated feature. Thanks Google, but you’re drunk!