So it’s going to get the hose again then

Thanks pal. You’re right about me not being 5 of course. No idea how one would ELI5 that anyway.

Please explain like I’m 5, and a non-native speaker, what “rawdog” means 🧐

Didn’t know that’s possible. How?

Bist du sicher, dass du deutsch sprichst?

In fact you can’t be fired at all (in the sense of "leave immediately and we won’t pay you anymore“) unless you really fuck up (like, assault your superior or something along those lines).

That’s sick (pun intended). Over here it’s the other way around: When we get sick during a vacation, we get the vacation days back.

As a German I find the concept of “allotted sick days” disturbing.

Check out FreeTube to privately watch YouTube videos, and PeerTube for a complete replacement.

Replace? MacBook? Er, I‘m afraid I’ve got to tell you something …

A child as a school project using ChatGPT

Got one. Works great. Whether it’s worth the money is yours to decide. Forget their distro (Tuxedo OS or whatever they call it), it works fine with vanilla Ubuntu and probably any other distro of your choice. Just download the ISO from the usual site and install from scratch.

All of them

Or so you are made believe. How many times have you experienced it?

Quite right. The joke works even without the „woman good/man bad“ subtext.

Yeah nice but why are you people so obsessed with men explaining things to women or vice-versa?

bash is so ubiquitous that I never considered anything else.

English is the natural way of communicating with Americans. A lot of people don’t find that natural (because they don’t speak English), but that is their fault, not the Americans‘.

Why would you? The command line is the natural way of interacting with a computer. GUIs are just for convenience. What you’re asking is like „can there be a city where the public transport is so good that I never have to walk“.

And that’s a fact for every operating system, not only Linux.

Wait, people are still using nano?