It’s a lot like making love in a canoe.

… Fucking close to water

I don’t like the sound of fermented cabbage either.

I assume yours would be lame as most of these are?

Not really, it’s you!

That’s what recursion means, kid

Agamemnon was Greek, though

That makes sense, the racist kid being yourself, I thought so, but thanks for clarifying.

Our neighbors dog is called Jesus. When I first heard it I giggled, but the novelty wears off

Are you trying to be recursive?

What would Clytemnestra think?

Speak for yourself,/u/fartmaster69

At least he’s out standing in his field.

On paper, the rock has the disadvantage

Isn’t the bone on the outside?

Fun fact: A canary is named after a dog.

The Canary islands are named thusly because the romans found many wild dogs there, baking them ‘the islands of the dogs’ (canis).

Swingline pinky

The fate of Atlantis II: Atlantis strikes back.