AlwaysNowNeverNotMe

Fiduciary duty to shareholders is a gun to civilizations head.

Rolling laundry cart.

Now my clothes mostly don’t end up on the floor.

He sed free tho

“Mobile infantry made me the man I am today!”

Pretty sure that’s a honey badger

This went straight to my Cyberpunk Red group chat.

Friendly reminder to submit your clamsheets.

Oops I made a widdle fucky wucky and set myself back to default browser.

Oopsies the castrated search bar that plies you with ads until you type the exact filename or program you were looking for accidentally put the website you download it from above the program installed on your machine, don’t worry I’ll open that in edge for you.

Bit late for that eh?

Go ahead and control+V your incredibly witty and novel political opinion though.

Anti-facist doesn’t mean more brown lgbtq+ concentration camp guards.

Not to me, they don’t teach those girls shit. Glorified cookie company using volunteer child labor.

Ah Simpsons hit and run. What a love letter to the show that was.

Probably the pouncing hunting strategy

The real difference is dogs have had about 30,000 more years of domesticated selective breeding.

I remember it!

It takes around 70% more energy to melt glass into glass than to melt sand into glass.

My last foray into NMS ended when I found a little town and was promptly attacked by sentinels that could heal each other through walls.

Goddamn, the Germans pass laws like the French count.

Madden Raige.

Lmao. Accidentally named your kid into a contract with Khorne.

Nah dude, we were all fucked from jump thats what a lot of people can’t face. We’re a slime mold on a mote of dust stuck to a spark flying through a cloud.

Just be glad you ever existed, selfishly existing to prolong your own existence is spitting in the face of everyone who ever died for something and dancing on the not even grave of all the people who were never born. You better go out there and live your life to the fullest, because it’s not coming around again, there is no next time, no do over. Just love and be honest, especially when it hurts.