I don’t eat either of them

I guess this is supposed to be funny but it reads as sad and abusive to me.

Here in Seattle we have a good four months before we start complaing about the (80°) heat.

I always thought that was silly. How did it stay so intact?

Also, a single fucking ding when it’s done. I don’t need it to beep five fucking times goddamnit I HEARD YOU

This bullshit is why I never wear zip up sweatshirts.

Would have been so perfect if not for the screwed up pluralization!

In the US this is true in academic philosophy and probably the humanities more generally. Women get tenure track positions with, on average, half the number of publications that men have. Most tenured professors are men, but it’s slowly changing as the strong preference for women at the junior levels percolates upward. Within the next twenty or thirty years we’ll need to address the bias against men in junior positions or we’re going to end up with the same problem but in reverse.

This is literally carnap.io for formal logic teachers. Just a dude in Nebraska holding all of us up. He’s not even an academic anymore!

What oil are you using? Olive sticks even worse in my experience

I have never once cooked with a stainless steel pan and not had the food stick like crazy. Dump as much vegetable oil as you want in, let it heat up as much as you want, that tofu is sticking to the pan and getting ruined in stainless steel. I’m convinced that people who swear by stainless only ever cook meat.

There’s nonstick without pfas. Does it have other chems we have no idea about? Probably. But not pfas.

Don’t give them any ideas

Not forgotten, too many of you guys are sellouts. They’ll die in the climate wars so they’re covered.

Yeah if you want to wait a lot longer

I do the same type of thing, but I just swish saliva around in my mouth. For some reason that gets my mind off it and next thing I know, I’m peeing.

“Underscores the complex relationship” is classic AI slop writing. If I saw that phrase in a student essay I would roll my eyes and open the academic integrity report form.

I don’t get this one. Why is the surgical team passed out? Why can’t the doctors above help? What is going on???

Is it just a landing the plane analogy? Is that all?

This is great, except in my case, where I have regional insurance that no one takes where I live. Everyone is out of network.

I’m definitely 11