When is your break time?

I just figured out what these remind me of! They remind me of the Cracked.com photoshop battles and caption contests back when Cracked was good. You’re keeping the spirit of good Cracked alive with these.

Both things can be true at once. Current events have me feeling more like the guy facing the mountain rather than the guy facing the valley. “Be the change you want to see in the world” is all fine and dandy but it honestly feels like trying to run against the wind in a hurricane. It’s hard to argue with the results of being a greedy narcissistic sociopath when the world is literally run by them.

Yeah…I thought that as soon as I hit Enter.

I genuinely believe everyone should serve some sort of customer service role at least once in their life.

That does indeed look like a succulent Chinese meal.

I gotta say, I much prefer your titles to the originals.

You’re right, the structure is still there. Their digestive system just got rerouted to another opening.

I can confirm it’s not. I always get this warning whenever I do a fresh install of Windows 10 and try to install Chrome.

Michelin tells you where the best restaurants are so you can drive to them on their tires ;)

Guinness started the world record book to settle bar bets.

1. Upload Topic A
2. Comments discuss Topic A
3. OP edits post to Topic B
4. Comments reflect Topic A discourse.

When Topic A discourse is applied to Topic B, it changes the entire context and tone of the conversation. I’ve seen it used to make humorous posts where the OP was transparent about the fact that they would change their posts to make the person responding to them seem crazy. While being upfront about that for the lulz is fine, it can easily be abused if the OP has ulterior motives. The OP can post flamebait, some people fall for it, then the OP edits their posts to seem more grounded and reasonable, while making the people replying to them seem unreasonable.

All that said, I’m sure the mods have change logs of posts and some people would definitely notice the edits. Not to mention the Way Back Machine.

I’m sure someone smarter than me could come up with worse abuse of the post edit system, and why it wouldn’t really matter too much in the end.

Edgy humor is fun and all, but this I feel is in poor taste.

For me it’s more kicking me while I’m down. I do not need a new windshield right now, life!

This is the sole reason I want contacts.

He did the radio station before the game.

I’m talking out of my ass, but it could mean that the natural conclusion of democracy is mob rule, where nothing matters besides the sentiment of “the mob”, a large group of like-minded people. Here he was falsely accused of theft but because enough people believed the lie, he was taken to jail based solely on sentiment.

Or not. This is my take on his “democracy manifest” comment.

Bob the Builder encourages confidence in one’s abilities. He says “can we fix it?” And then immediately responds with “yes we can!” and expects you to respond the same with him. The meme is saying their decline in their self confidence and even world view started when they didn’t respond “yes we can” but instead “no we cant”

Understood. Thanks for taking the time to educate me!

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.

Name of the restaurant should have been included somewhere.