They’ll die of diabetes together. How romantic!

Party on, Ted! No, wait, that sounds wrong.

Yes. Yes, they did.

I believe he was a fellow seminary student with the late R.C. Sproul.

For an onion, I’ve never diced it by making the cuts indicated by number 1, figuring the layers essentially do that for you. Am I doing it wrong?

Inconceivable!

At least I use bash!

I thought it was very good and very helpful.

alias more=less

The more Gs, the better the cell service. Mine is 5G.

Rubbish! No-one is discriminating against vampires.

So even though Santa doesn’t live at OUR north pole…

Wait, what?!

Out of real witches???

It’s a little bit frightening.

And don’t feed it after midnight!

Boo!

People making tiny inconveniences for themselves instead of imposing them on everyone else is the essence of civilization.

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2048 chickens.

If that doesn’t work, you could always deport as many vulnerable members of the lowest stratum of society, so you couldn’t work the factories even if you had the materials.