Older millennial nerd.
My older sister hosted a Japanese exchange student when I was in high school. I learned a few words, but he was a regular teenager who barely knew English. We did crush a bucket of chocolate chip cookies in one weekend camping trip.
After he left, I found out his parents forced him into the exchange program so they could get a break. He seemed alright to me.
Amanda Lynn, unless you like musical instruments.
The penises were not because of the sewer backup, it’s just what you expected to see everyday. Edited the original post to clarify.
There was one study hall where a penis was drawn on the chalkboard every day. One time, the art showed the ejaculate dribbling a bit. The teacher came in, looked at it, shrugged, said “at least it’s a little more accurate,” erased it, and sat down.
That time the sewer backed up into the kitchen and all of the penises carved into desks and walls.
Mostly Lemmy, but still appending reddit to my Google searches. Just started with Bluesky, seems promising.
It’s been a long time since I’ve been, but I distinctly remember Olive Garden having a chocolate lasagna. It was decent, but nothing to rave about.
laughs in Futurama
If you’re ever a victim of these crimes, make sure to dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.
Spending hours with a bunch of ladies and possibly touching them in intimate locations.
vs
Spending hours with a bunch of guys and possibly touching them in intimate locations. Then showing with them.
Yeah, dance is way gayer.
Suddenly Seymour.
A droll factoid.
A Thanksgiving duck!
Yes Babe, I am real man
Astroglide is perfect for this situation. It even has “glide” in the name!
I think it should be legal and regulated. It’s a service that people want and others are willing to fill. We just need laws to protect all parties, particularly the workers.
“Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal?” -George Carlin
My 8 year old starts almost every sentence with “By the way.”
Texagons are the worstagons.
Funny for the parents
That encountering quick sand in real life was a real possibility every day.
Bonus: My kid doesn’t believe that Santa is magical, he just has really advanced technology.