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Wow, I could not have imagined that gluten free would be so accurate. It’s a great representation of how it’s missing something major, but I guess it’s still bread.

I see what you did there.

I have house Crocs, does that count?

Yes

Through the magic of buying two of them, you have someone who agrees that it should be on the list.

I’d rather pit the zombies against each other.

We are those who join forces and we also burn crosses.

Lady Maga sounds like a nickname that The Daily Show would come up with for Lauren Boebert if she started singing.

Mic holder, probably: “How do you like it?”

Bought a Hyper X headset when I was drunk one time. Solid purchase, still have it 8 years later. Only stopped using it because I wanted wireless.

IDK about anyone else, but I call it the legbutt.

Look at fancy pants over here with their multiple friend groups!

I first read regrets as Rugrats. Putting that next to pornhub is interesting context.

You don’t use any rotation? Next you’re going to tell me that spinners aren’t supposed to be spun.

We are currently further from the release of the song “1989” than the release was from actual 1989.

I’ve always thought about celebrating Arbor Day like that episode of Raising Hope. Yes, it’s primarily so I can talk about Poppa Woody.

I usually buy the cheap Fruity Pebbles for my kids, but Walmart has out of them one day so I got the name brand as a treat. Their response? “Dad, please don’t buy those again. Dyno Bites are better.” I was flabbergasted.

Then again, they don’t see cereal ads, don’t know who the Flintstones are, but love dinosaurs.

Looks about right for an Adobe/Microsoft software package.

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