I’ve seen clips of manatees that make me think there isn’t a thought anywhere in their heads

looks like a character from the Donkey Kong Country cartoon

men can’t have shit in Detroit

Are we just gonna ignore that the fuzzy dice are hanging from the windshield wiper?

In public sure, but this is the internet, where the Streisand effect is the unifying order of the week. It’s why the age old saying “bad press is better than no press” exists

Nintendo: “No rob, you take note” (hands rob a c&d letter)

For what? Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal?

My name jeff

from the people who brought you “stepping on shit feeling”

that’s why I haven’t downloaded OperaGX to run twitch in the background

They’re always like “I serve God and my country.” but which one is above the other, God or your country?

this feels like an American conservative trolley problem

(yawning intensifies)

I’m more interested I’m a faminethog. Or a pestilencethog, or a deaththog

I understand most these, but why incest porn specifically?

I’ve seen so much from/about that game I forgot that you can still spoil it for some people. I just knew everyone knew about it, given how it enveloped the internet for a brief time after it was out

to add insult to injury, this site’s reportedly a scam that may not even send you the dumpster fire coin you ordered

When Judas rings the doorbell frantically

don’t forget the statewide ban on pornographic material. granted it was mostly as anti-lgbt hate speech, but it banned like all sorts of shit including pornhub and it’s subcompanies, several textbooks, etc

for me, it was discoverability. Like, several guides said “use tags” but 4 out of 5 people DON"T. And more often than not, when you do search the tags, you see several posts that aren’t what you wanted at all. Or worse, the tag you search doesn’t have any posts newer than several months to a year. Basically it relied on an honor system where few people had honor.