He must not like the friend who drinks beer if he’s providing luke-warm brew.

I mean, more people would come if homie stopped putting beer on the counter to get warm.

They scatter under light

Source: Being broke as fuck

I love my friends and make sure they know that, personally.

Idk, he looks like a perfectly attractive man, in my opinion.

My man, you gotta know that word was banned by the Social Decency Act of 2407.

I’ll be real straight with you, Chief, I already shit my pants for the thrill of it before making these comments.

Okay wow, I can’t believe he actually used the Y word, and I will shit my pants if mods do not immediately ban you for a thousand years.

It’s a turdoggy lmao

Well I already have the crocs, you see…

Mainly so I don’t have to put real shoes on to take out the trash tbh.

Like that here too. I hate feeling like I just stepped out of a shower any time I walk out my front door.

Ha, it would probably take me a month to clean up my 10k+ email inbox. Work email though, I refuse to have more than 15 sitting in my inbox.

Sick can be used either to refer to something unfortunate (as in ill), or to refer to something really awesome. It’s just casual American slang.

Idk, I was assured that pigs had a chinny-chin-chin.

Funny enough, the term was coined in the 80’s

Dude, try not to pull something stretching that hard.

Yeah, I thought it said “sock” as well!

Eh, idk. I’ve been enjoying absurdist and surrealist comedy for years, this doesn’t seem that out there. I’ve seen mad magazine comics more out-there than this.

Same, this reads as a rapid sequence of events lol.