I also hate that phrase. It encourages you to blindly follow instead of wisly questioning

…no. They said “gay woman”. Not “straight woman”

I don’t think they look the same

Inconceivable! (The boss is played by Wallace Shawn)

One syllable away from a haiku

I liked mine, but it was the only thing that gave me eye strain as a kid. I would play battlefront for half an hour, look up, and couldn’t see shit

Maybe I was just playing it wrong

I’ve been to a few other countries. The people (especially retail workers) are extremely patient. All it takes is a smile and “excuse me” and they will try as hard as they can to build a communication bridge. I don’t know why we Americans have no patience

Cough cough Yakuza

I’m not sure I’ve really “gotten” a lot of these jokes, but I think I get this one. And I think you’re right

This cheese has me keming

We don’t even need the teachers. Just give each classroom a conch shell and they’ll be fine

“All animals are born equal, but some are born more equal than others”

What we’ll probably get (from Bethesda) is a combination of both. Smaller, barren, and procedurally generated

I know how tough addiction can be on those close. I appreciate you for standing by your friend and helping them through it

A large number of recovering addicts I know had to leave their friends behind because they were bad for their sobriety. You are a good friend. Thank you

Sorry, I should have been clearer. I was just being playful and making a (playful) joke about the concept of the trinity. I don’t mean to criticize anybody or any religion

If I’m mad at god, why wouldn’t I be mad at jesus? They’re the same person

Can somebody smarter than me explain why he’s a “Jr” if he has a different name than his father? Can you be a jr if you’re named after a grandfather or an uncle?

The low gravity was fun, but the O2 just became another bar I have to monitor, so I didn’t enjoy it

I’m having a really hard time keeping up with the analogies at this point, haha

I see what you’re saying, but I believe the root comment is talking about before he got famous