Crusty jugglers!

Praise Mr. Skeletal for all my calcium. He rid the world of the non-believers. Toot toot.

"OK, google. Play the “rocking that dick” playlist.

I think he just mooned the camera. But since this is Clowngress, it could be his ballsack.

This wouldn’t be half as funny if I wasn’t married.

Can you imagine if Nebraska Spiderman was more like a wolf spider? Just jumping out at MFs.

Black roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings

When you read this comic, does the spider have a masculine voice or a feminine voice? I feel like it changes the context a little.

Like anything, You have to pay extra for that…

We call it a 3:45 ass…

https://youtu.be/JcGVXr4M8T0?si=CifxiW8eEel4A_Gt

This is one of my favorite stories, second only to the princess and the pee.

“He is a bit grumpy!”

I binge watched Wilfred, and afterward I watched a movie called “Maniac”. If you haven’t seen it, Elijah Wood is murdering young women in a first-person view. It felt like a very dark series finale.

Didn’t the ending have the text, “What the fuck”?

Once you go quack, you never go back.

I kind of like:

Crocodiles?! Do not swim here?

To be honest, I’ve always wanted to buy one and turn it into a camping van.

They have one here! I just subbed to it! All we need is wewantcups.