At least it’s not a waffle

Dooooooooooooom

Get JC on the horn!

And all my volunteer experience?

Oh, naw, the volunteering ist gutt—lets them know you’ll work for free.

Agua

Ooh, I like that.
Mainly because of The Expanse:

Stay away from teh owkwa!

You seen Aliens?

Sure looks like a regular Street, you know, with a roof and stuff.

One of those Iraqi shōtengais unoe.

You know how they never take off their space suits?

their pussy juices are just hallucinogenic

Have you heard of Empathin?
Merge9 on the street—that is, if you can even get it.
It’s a biochemical pheromone.
Puts bodies in touch with one another.

This sleeve is state-of-the-art biochemtech from Nakamura Labs.

I secrete Merge9 when I’m aroused.
It’s in my saliva…
In my sweat…
In my cunt.

Don’t fight it.

I have no idea what this is.

It’s something you can try if you want to noe what Sisyphus felt like.

Here in Germany, they let you eat the Bussy.

Look at that bear licking its mouth!
Must be some jussy bussy. 😏

Is rumored that the Target self check cameras show you the most unflattering image of yourself so that you will want to avoid stealing and getting that photo on the news.

Pretty genius actually 😂

So is your wife single?

I also choose this guy’s wife.

I cant help but focus on it

😏

HBO Max…imum Occupancy 120.

How you doin’, Reykjavik?

They gon’ introduce a dragon scent next?

😏

Whateven is a wonderwall anyway?

You.

(„ಡωಡ„)

Lmaww, you guize.