Everything tastes better out of a glass vessel, I think.

If corporations are people, is it racist to boycott them, especially whole industries?

https://youtu.be/pPdFrW076R0

I got the matrix variant recently.

Until someone that owns an asbestos mine buys one of those trump gold cards…

Why is the 8-track never on these lists?

Send me a kiss by wire…

The term washed up originated in the early 2020s and gained popularity in 2021.

As an old head, I’m pretty confident that “washed up” was used long before 2020.

I have to respect Virgil’s, it is definitely a high quality product made well, but it has too much spearmint for me.

And I’d wager to say it was better than blue raspberry, twere’nt it?

Indeed you are correct about the wrongness of the first conjecture, however, the correct flavor order is: Watermelon, Peach*, Green Apple

*Peach is not included in the typical assortment, but is widely available on its own

Arsenic Lullaby is one of my all-time favorites.

There’s a man who was cursed by a witch doctor and has to get revenge to appease the magic or whatever, but he ran out of people to get revenge on so now he gets revenge on behalf of other people.

There’s a couple of census agents whose job it is to maintain the accuracy of the census by making sure the birth rate matches the death rate.

I won’t spoil any more, but it’s all very sick and hilarious.

I also have fibro, and I get headaches that feel like an ice pick stabbing me through the eye too. I didn’t think it was related, but maybe it is?

I genuinely lol’d, so I donated to Feed the Children in your name.

This is why the US needs to switch to metric.

Personally, I would leave it, but if the yellowing bothers you, I believe the procedure is to use the same chemicals beauticians use to bleach hair. You can buy kits with peroxide and a developer, you just have to be careful when applying it, and don’t leave it on too long.

Pop!_OS This was a good idea for a new game I have a few ideas on what I would do if it were a new one.

There are other sugar alcohols out there that are just as dangerous, and are slipped into all kinds of foods, especially those designed to be lower in sugar (whether it’s branded that way or not), so ALWAYS check the label before feeding pets any processed human foods, as u/Catpurple mentioned above.

Ice cold!