Hulk smash!

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Cold, Jack.

Remember kids, if a person asks “What would you do if I asked you out?” – that person is asking you out.

I saw that guy in Forrest Gump!

Ha! “Consultant / Technology Manager” – pretty sure he’s just working on the next buzzword buffet to justify his bloated comp package.

Oh well, gives me an excuse to link this Weird Al song that makes far more sense.

Genealogy sites.

Ooooh scrumpy – now there is a delicious treat I haven’t had in a while!

Potatoes and hamburger gravy, yep that’s a thing

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That actually makes a ton of sense. We fucking paid for it after all.

It reminds me of dis man doe.

…maybe other people just aren’t into feet as much as you.

Each picture is progressively more terrifying.