My brain autocorrected the first three I read. I felt like I was missing the punchline, so I started over to notice.

While not a racing game in the traditional sense, the soundtrack for I Am Your Beast is what cocaine sounds like. Listen to Negative Time without vibing, I bet you can’t.

As the dude who wears loud clothes every so often, to the total chagrin of my partner, that compliment you have was the payoff from a dozen “that’s ugly” vs a dozen “nah it’s dope”. Thank you for settling the debate. Lmao

Why tf do I keep seeing posts about boycotts and protests the day they’re happening

Sometimes I go to the bathroom solely to wipe the sweat from my asscrack/taint. I call it Operation Sweaty Bunghole. This is the first and only time I’ve ever discussed it outside of my own mind.

“May the best daddy win”

Mechromancy, I guess. I genuinely don’t really know.

Hawken was recently brought back from the dead by a few insanely dedicated fans.

Yo I just noticed they have little bro canines! He a meateater!

I know I’m late to the party, but have you tried battlebit? It actually is pretty good.

The Spire? Send me there, that I may Slay it by throwing my deck into the void and making it spontaneously explode.

Post-modern-apocalypse dnd Cleric with a “Christianity for Dummies” full of receipts

Paladins tryna long rest in their plate

What makes you think other prone don’t?

Roboquest! I got my first completed run just in time!

If you have Netflix Sweet and Juicy featuring Sheng Wang, or Good Deal from Jimmy O. Yang on Amazon Prime.

My only word if caution is that the game will start you on Scout, and it feels miserable. You’ll unlock Gunner pretty quickly, so it doesn’t hurt for too long. The Warthog is completely cracked. If you see it, take it. Have fun, miner!

This movie was so good, and this scene is peak.

From someone who’s played both, this is far abbas away the superior cat game vs Stray.

Yes, absolutely. It is both more technically engaging and less punishing than something like Stray. There’s no “damage” of any kind, including fall damage, so there’s no game overing to worry about. The one time I managed to “die” in this game, I had found a way out of bounds and then fell into the void. The game just put me back at my last spot in bounds, no progress lost, easy as anything. The only thing that requires any kind of skill is jumping and pouncing, and even then, only because the reticle takes a little getting used to. If we’re being totally honest, this game was made by one of the original Half Life devs for his children.