pulling beads on a string off screen

You know what this is…the kids don’t know but we do…

Anyone wanna toss in their money for rabid butterflies in 2025?

Remind him a shepherd doesn’t keep his little sheep around for their nice company, he’s going to sell or eat them.

You will be able to see the point of this comic as it flies over their heads.

Is whammy bar gayer than Wham!?

Wheely tired

I know this is a super long shot but anyone know where that is? Public park or private?

“Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?”.

-Bender Rodriguez

Also “Not gonna lie…” to start a sentence. Well thank you for that decency?

I still have that splinter in my ass from last year’s visit.

The first three seasons have some great moments which most people can relate to. Everyone knows a Patrick Star, someone who’s so dumb it hurts but you still have to deal with them. Everyone has worked for a Mr Krabs, the cheapest and stingiest of employers. And many people find themselves turn from happy in life as a child to become Squidward, who is just done with all of it at his meaningless job and low pay but can’t quit.

QUBGG, easy.

What’s the mythical-scientific reason for Thors hammer being immovable? Very high mass/density or protected by some invisible godlike force?

Trump visited a Trump property 428 out of 1461 days of his term, and he played 261 rounds of golf, about 1/5 of days of his term. Almost $150 million charged to American taxpayers, for him to travel there with full security, play an 90-stroke game, kick his ball, called it 65 strokes to his friends, make dirty deals without oversight, travel back with security, eat a cheeseburger and angry tweet from the toilet. Every 5 days. Laziest president we’ve ever had.

Pretty Patties!

My stray kitten wouldn’t let me cut her claws so I tried the mobile vet. They handed her back to me and said it wasn’t worth the fight, and her sister was free.

Hot as balls or hurricane every day you say? Fuck yeah humans, good job.

I always liked to imagine the Charmin Bears as having small to medium sized nipples, but I’m not complaining

I’d yeehaw if’n twernt so sad.

That looks awesome! Can’t wait to try it out!