“Pray for me, as I take the long and arduous journey to read this” Yeah sounds about right

Those pesky front panel headers! As someone with big hands I know the struggle

Mann gegen mann is the best gay anthem made by a heterosexual, change my mind

I hear that a shotgun was involved or something like that? I guess they were always arguing about who would sit in the front of the bus and it got so bad they just stopped playing

As if someone born on December 31st 1999 wouldn’t self identify as a 90’s kid

Source: I was born in 1998 and I’m nostalgic of Nirvana, a group that disbanded before I was born

Cats are in danger too, but don’t worry, if you stay away from Springfield you should be fine

I must be missing a pun or something. Am I? AM I? PLEASE DON’T TELL ME THAT’S THE WHOLE JOKE

You can, but if you need correction you have to bring a spare pair of glasses with you to avoid this exact situation. Military pilots do need perfect vision

Another proof that children do have ingrained morals

Unironically yes

Laughs in Italian, where 50 euros would buy you 7 delivery pizzas. I feel really sorry for you people

Oh no, you see, it means pooing in a drink

I get why people are downvoting but I agree with your point. You don’t need to be part of a community or fall in a specific identity term to be valid. Just be you. You are valid as you are, no matter if your identity has been given a name or not. All identity terms are made up anyways, it’s just our dumb brain’s way of simplifying and denaturating complex stuff in a way it can understand