Every trip you take

And every turn you make

Every time you brake

(Don’t go in that lake!)

He’ll be watching you

In Totalitarian Canada, Canadian spelling metres you!

*skilometre

“Your sound card works perfectly.”

Editorial boards are supposed to be independent of ownership. Granted, that often isn’t the case, but that doesn’t make it OK.

True, but that was literally a hundred years ago.

Tell that to the copyright lawyers

“These are horrible, terrible companies that are corrupting society, and we trust them completely.”

r/suburbanhell?