Thank you. I can’t figure out if it’s that or a rest-of-the-fucking-owl.

I heard someone say there’s a North Montenegro now. Is that true?

Yuri Gagarin was rumored to be drunk when he took the famous flight.

Ha! I’m a fan of you now.

Esq does not have regulated usage in the U.S. Anyone can put Esq behind their name without being prosecuted for practicing law without a license.