Wait wtf? Really??

And I thought vaginas were weird…

This is why we Asexuals live forever.

Mortal skill issue.

Why do i feel like crying…

:D

I dont have it, Im black, I got one on my bicep tho!!!

Can I join the club now??

ok it looks cool but all that code looks hella fuckin scary(･◠･;)

Do I gotta learn to code ALL THAT??? Do I even need to learn whatever tf that code stuff is to even change the settings/wallpaper??! Oh god now I know how Apple users feel when I ramble off about Android lets me Sideload apps that aren’t in the app store…

Im hoping to god I dont even have to touch whatever all that block of text is just to personalize my system

Oooh okey :3

Thoooose lower eyelids are straaaaange… I have never fuckin seen someone draw then like that in my life-

Acephobe??

Ohhh nooononono, im more worried about the Anti-Cock inspecting rhetoric ù-ú

I LIKE YOUR FUNNY WORDS MAGIC MAN!!

So-

Code Monkeys.

I call all the high tech people code monkeys cus its funny~

Also I say this like I’m not tech savy… Im just not THAT tech savy, but Im more savy than average people.

how do I even install Linux???

I trust you internet computer-monkey

OHH YEAAA

IS THAT WHAT THAT MCAFFEE SHIT IS ABOUT???

Oooh… okey, noice noice…

How similar is the interface to windows?? Im mostly interested in how customizable it is. if theres more customization features (I lake to change the colors n fonts of stuff and all my themes are an eyesore on purpose uwu) then im sold.

Also the amount of fucking data lost on games/programa cus of forced updates…

:0

lord have mercy im gonna need that whole ass essay re-written in Layman’s terms. My dehydrated underfed self ain’t ready to process this

Hey! How dare you discriminate against me for my job! MODS!!! SIEZE THEM

Oh- huh… I mean Im outta the loop as to what Windows is doing thats so awful as well as what makes Linux so amazing.

Betrayal.