Wooo, look at hoity toity FancyPants over here with their screwdriver. All we could afford to fix our cassette tapes was a pencil. And a blunt pencil at that. And it was probably stolen from school!! Screwdrivers indeed!

What about the old alliances from Canada, the UK, or Europ…oh, oh, yeah.
No, don’t worry, FatFucks best mate Putin will step up and help!!

I know, I was playing along.

I’ve also seen pictures of it being spelt in both different ways, and they both looked genuine. No idea if they were or clever fakes though

You spelt that wrong, mate.

Bah, humbug!

Queef