Missed a great opportunity to draw a tiny middleschool doodle dick

Lockout mode, engaged.

‘I’ used to be used as both a vowel and a consonant, similar to how we use C for both the ‘s’ sound and the ‘k’ sound. So probably it would have been Iesus with an I. Probably sounded out the same as the guy who did my drywall.

I think they meant where, as in are they visiting mountains, desert, rainforest, plains, or certain city or state. There’s a huge range of cultures across the very different regions in the country.

Stop, please. I can only get so erect.

Better ingredients, better pizza. Put Papa johns warm melty cheese in your mouth.

Honestly though i don’t mind papa johns pizza

No i was actually at work browsing lemmy on the toilet. Didn’t think it would hit this hard lol

Just be glad i wore my clean pair of boxers today

One more train* will fix it

O shit is was a layer on the radar. Tdil

How do you get forecast on my radar, only has radar for me.

Can’t find a forecast as good as wunderground and can’t find a radar as good as myradar. They live side by side on my phone

If you weren’t spending all your money on titties and drinks then maybe you would be somewhere by now

Death by bukkake. Wonder of the ice cream has a toxic or hallucinogenic property

The Gerbil goes up, the Gerbil cums down

There’s a college in Chicago, i think it’s IIT maybe, that used aerial photography to map out the student cow paths, then they redid all the sidewalks to incorporate those paths.

Edit: they ended up adding a building in a grassy area and maintained all the hall/walkways of the building in line with the sidewalks/cowpaths. Kinda neat.