I mean they say this is the guy they’re looking for…but is it?? I don’t recognize him at all. Also he doesn’t seem to have that fancy backpack in between pictures. This leads me to believe that these are 2 separate dudes. Clothing colors are also different.

That’s not the point! Like what differentiates it? Just because the sex happened in Illinois? That’s nothing special. What might make it special is pulling a Belmont transfer when she least expects it…like in the back of a Volkswagen…

As an Illinoian, I am curious about Illinois sex. It also reminds me of a joke.

• Why does corn in Illinois lean east?

…Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows.

I have too much of a backlog of games i haven’t played yet. I did not buy anything. Friendly reminder to play your playlist before buying a new game.

I’ve eaten it. It’s basically a slighty jazzed-up Dave’s single burger with a sauce I’ll call “interesting” instead of having their normal ketchup/mustard/mayo (personally hate mayo on burgers). It’s tangy with a little spice/zest (cayenne?) and I didn’t think it was great. Interesting novelty, but I won’t be having it again.

And batshit crazy weird. Let’s not forget that

Yes! Who wore it better?

He better hope she doesn’t witch him the fuck up. Like i dunno turning him into a newt?

Lover by Taylor Swift. Also Toxic by Brittany

Lock this monster up

Titties dragged through the garden?

Then as a man, I choose to act like a girly-Man©. See? Has Man© and that symbol makes it official. That means I can do anything <‘ronswanson meme.jpg’> Checkmate. Easy victory