Oh fuck I just realized I’ve been on Lemmy for years… its been that long???

Obligatory link:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s9HyDRpJrsw&pp=ygURMiBtaW51dGUncyBub3RpY2U%3D

Southern?

Chess players when the mechanical turk showed up (was definitely AI, not a fraud, don’t look it up)

That probably called for a /s… that one is kind of deserved honestly

The horn is the forbidden button, I’ve only used it once in my life. Although I do wish we had like a “friendly” horn I could honk if somebody left their blinkers on, or their gas metal plate thingie open…

Privileged and racist AND every type of phobic!

I’m 18 and I’ve seen both a check and a fax machine! My father has check books lying around, and I’m an electrician so I saw the owners bring a fax machine into a rehab center we were working at.

According to the image on Wikipedia depicting the plates, there would then be 17 continents, although some of those 17 would be entirely ocean, or only small islands

Made a deal with a demon to finally get the thing straight

Every time I see a dremel, I wonder… what if?

Just wear a sweater bro

Big government doesn’t want you to know this, but we have a 0.69420 cent coin as well

Priorities right there

The texture of popsicle sticks makes me want to go to a factory that produces them, and throw 100 popsicle sticks into the machinery

S because all of my games are on the S drive. Checkmate!

Why

Nice

Now this is some masterful storytelling, fantastic read, and thank you for sharing