Not just shite, but like they got every facet as wrong as they could. Awful, heinous biscuits.

I love the German word verbesserungsbedürftig, meaning ‘in need of improvement’.

deleted by creator

Although the saying ends ‘…on the British empire’, not the weird wording in the poster that no one would ever use.

The correct way

142531

Good t-shirt. Bad tattoo.

‘were I driving I would definitely not be downing all that at dinner.’

I should hope so, as you’d probably be pissed, but it doesn’t say anything about him driving.

I’m well aware. It described roughly the same amount of food as a 3 course meal for 1 person, with drinks.

I’m being general as I didn’t list all pets but I’d say that’s a pretty good trio of pet types and pets usually within the groups. It is indeed general and not exhaustive.

If you’re sat with friends for 3 or 4 hours on a night out, that isn’t wild. We’d usually have 2 or 3 courses and drinks on a big meet up, maybe 3 or 4 times a year. It’s only excessive if you’re doing it all the time.

Dogs and cats, even piglets, calves and lambs, are friends, family even. Rabbits, guinea pigs etc (all the small round hairy pets) are skittish, snappy, and friendly only sometimes. Pretty much everything else is some animal you keep in a box and feed.

Sounds like a pretty normal night out at a restaurant with friends.

If it’s your own milk, fair enough.

Isn’t this Muppet Australian? He’s as irrelevant as that fat Aussie guy who calls himself an Alpha male and sucks Trump’s ass.

First, take a big step back… and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!

Donald, like many, has no idea what ‘communist’ means. Nor many other words for that matter - obliterated, reciprocal, truth, to name a few.

‘effectively immediately’. Fuckers can’t even use correct words.

#What?