I’m sorry, John.

I meant here. In this box canyon…

slow clap

Right? Jesus was a real one. Christianity should be metal AF.

No, it sounds like you actually do get it

I mean it’s literally a scene from Black widow but it’s Natasha and Yelena

Lion King.

Garfield, when Otis fell.

Well if that conspiracy of wind, fire, earth, and birds didn’t want an argument, they wouldn’t have brought him fully formed into being…

Stay in school 🤙🏼

Just your regular everyday skin tight romper

Textbook panderin’!

I put my hands on your body

It feels like hay… It’s a fucking scarecrow again!

As an Oregonian, I have mixed feelings about this one…

Yep, you’re right.

I know that song when I hear it, but never really listened to JCM enough for it to be the first one that pops into my head when I hear that phrase.

My daddy raised me on Eagles.

After the Thrill is Gone

The Eagles intensifies

It’s the only way to be sure

" Don’t Touch My Staff: a Wizard’s Guide to Consent"