My city allows fireworks. We are the only city that does in my area so people come from all over the place to set them off.

At a certain point last night there were so many going off that I started to wonder if I were shoot .40 cal into the ground would anyone be able to hear it. So I did. I went into my backyard (alone) found a safe spot and shot one into the ground. I was correct in my assumption. There is no way anyone could tell. So I got away with it. The point of all of this is if I needed to ever kill my neighbor I would just wait until the 4th.

Just to add I was sober last night and alone.

Spickus spokus

Probably so awful at spelling one and got the other. Also Probably has chlamydia cause ain’t no body talking about chlamydia unless you got it

Zigzag?? Bitch you mean crinkle cut?!?!

Ghost booty??

Mine is the shit my dog stares at and seemingly watches. Like bruh, what you see i cant??

I hate a lot of popular things. But thats just cause im a cynical asshole

Looney loomer at it again.

She has a really great point. I want to clone my dog too

“You’re not supposed to do it like this but it’s way faster”

Woah buddy. Better be careful or ice is gonna kick your door in and murder your gran

Anytime some says the economy or wall street are doing great i instantly know they are either rich or tarded or both

Do think it’s free admission or???

When you hit 30 9pm turns into 10 pm. Pretty much youll need to add one hour to each decade after that so 40 9pm turns to 11pm 50 y/o 9pm becomes midnight and so on. Then when you hit 75 you stay up until midnight and wake up at 5am cause you sleep all day anyway

I don’t need to justify my comment to you. I said what I said and now a bunch of yall are acting like the sistine chapel roof is collapsing. It’s mediocre at best, 12 hours of dudes larping like dorks

I’m bi. But because of reasons I’ve never openly explored my sexuality with another guy. A while back I got bored and switch my dating profile to accept everyone as potential matches. Overnight my tinder blew up, message after message like after like. It was overwhelming with the amount of potential matches so I deleted my account and tried again

Lotr is overrated, there i said it

It be like that. Just wait until you get into hummingbird feeders. Those little crackheads are difficult to lure in, but once you get em with that sweet nectar they are yours forever

My boss loves work, loves coming in and telling people what to do. He makes around 250k a year. I’d love it too if made that much. Dude has no degrees, he’s just a savant when it comes to computer and electronics

There were cell phones in 1995. Though vastly different from today still widely used.